When is the world meant to end again?
I keep forgetting and don’t want to miss it
I am looking forward to the clouds of fire,
The meteor hail and mile high waves
Of course it only looks good from a distance
And there is bound to be a big fuss
One wonders why we have to have an apocalypse at all this year
The previous ones were all a disappointment
I suppose the doomsday enthusiasts need something to look forward to
A reason to build their fallout shelters and stockpile provisions
They will be crazy until the day it happens
Still the Mayans in their temples
Believed they saw it coming
When they mapped the future
The event guide for the past five thousand years
Maybe they just ran out of things to do
And called it a day
